phalange chronicle

my phalanges do the talking
butt-berry:

Me in the club

butt-berry:

Me in the club

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thereal1990s:

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

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obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

image

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tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

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tinycartridge:

Captain Falcon and Kirby acting the fool ⊟

Captain Falcon’s booty game is out of control. Nintendo put out 100+ screenshots of the new Smash Bros. this morning, focusing on recently announced fighters Robin, Captain Falcon, and Lucina. You can check them out all here, but I don’t understand why you need to see anything else after that Captain Falcon booty pic. Real talk, looks like he stuffed two basketballs in his pants. Not sure how anyone is going to be able to pay attention to their battle when he starts bouncing around.

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